LOCAL NEWS
Man in pants on the way LUEDENSCHEID - Yesterday moring at 8 a.m., the 25 years old Nicole N. appeared at the local police station. She was dressed in white and strangely held a bouquet in her hands. She reported someone missing. The 31 years old Ralf K. is searched for in pants. As Nicole N. indicated, the person looked for had to be departed from his flat, Germanen-strasse 92, with unknown destination in an accumulation of having a depression.
Disappeared: Ralf K. A crime can be excluded. All valuables, a birth certificate which lay open in the flat,
an identity card and a carefully ironed suit were found during an inspection of the flat.
Two golden rings lay untouched on the night console.
Mysterious disappearing of cucumbers Luedenscheid. The inhabitans of Lüdenscheid have asked themselves for several weeks now who would be responsible for the fact that not any cucumber could be find in the whole city. Yesterday, the secret was solved. Cucumber agents were daily on the way to buy the whole stores. However, the vegetable was not used as food but for the daily face masks of the bride. Who saw Nicole in the church today, knows that it was worth itself. |
A so-called bachelor leaving party with Thomas N., Michael W. and Olaf L. had preceded this incident,
at which the youth should have said goodbye to the companions of his carefree bachelor's life with a lot of tears and alcohol.
Wedding request was discovered! Luedenscheid. After several weeks of investigations we have finally found the letter, in which our dear Ralf asked for Nicole's hand in marriage. We publish exclusively the exact wording: "Dear Nicole! You are the most enormous what has ever thrown on the wedding market! I offer 45 % of my profits as marriage companion, 100 % of my heart and the rest of my life. If my supply corresponds to your demand, we should fuse fast." |
They would be verry happy about this! |
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